I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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