i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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