You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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