Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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