honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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