This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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