I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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