The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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