Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I love you. Go after that dick
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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