He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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