ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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