playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
