I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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