i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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