S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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