Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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