Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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