I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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