So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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