never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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