My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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