the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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