Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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