she was so not down for the gang bang
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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