Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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