i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So much rum. So many feels.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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