At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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