Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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