Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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