Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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