The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My cat gives me a boner
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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