I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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