Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Rumble strips road head = magical
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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