The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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