Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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