There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
