cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
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