Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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