ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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