yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
her facebook's as public as her vagina
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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