Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She just used a chaser for red wine.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
