Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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