Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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