I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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