That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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