Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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