I just cut my nipple shaving
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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