woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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