She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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