I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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