Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
