So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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