you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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