I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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