she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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