And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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