When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
He passed out mid-signature
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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